According to Murphy's law:
1) If you have new carpet installed, within 48 hours your two-year-old will vomit his lasagna on it,
2) If you are leaving the library carrying a purse, a diaper bag, twenty pounds of books, and a thirty pound child and you twist your ankle and slip on the ice and fall in the parking lot, the seven people (including 4 men) standing within 50 feet of you will not offer to help but will watch while your seven-year-old daughter comes to your aid, and
3) If you fall in the library parking lot and land on your knee causing it to bleed heavily, you will be wearing (for the first time) the first new pair of jeans you have purchased in over two years.
I am never voting for Murphy again, he makes bad laws.