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E-LEV-EN: children from 1984 to 2006

HOME-SCHOOL-ING: since 1990

DOWN-SYN-DROME: susie and gabe

GRAND-CHILD-REN: since 2010

FAITH-FUL-NESS: my steadfast rock, my biggest supporter, my leader, my friend, my love, my husband

Saturday, November 14, 2009

Funniest conversation I've heard in a long time

Last night I listened to what I thought was a 'very funny conversation'. Keith would call it a 'very frustrating conversation'. I suppose any conversation between a man and his phone would have to be funny AND frustrating.

Keith was trying to figure out the voice dial on his (not-so) "Smart Phone". The conversation went pretty much like this.
Keith (into his phone): Call Home
Computer Generated Voice: OK. Did. You. Say. "Joe"?
Keith: No
CGV: OK. Did. You. Say. "Comb"?
Keith: No
CGV: OK. Did. You. Say. "Poke"?
Keith: Where are you getting these names?! How about this one, "Call Cindy."
CGV: OK. Did. You. Say. "Josie"?
Keith: No
CGV: OK. Did. You. Say. "Molly"?
Keith: NO!! Try this, "Call Joey."
CGV: OK. Did. You. Say. "Josie"?
Keith: No! "JOEY"!
CGV: OK. Did. You. Say. "Rick Corp."?
Keith: NO! I did not say "Rick Corp." or "Josie"! Where are you getting these names!? I said Joey! JOEY! CALL JOEY!!! AHHHH.

Babe, just dial the number.

2 comments:

Dana said...

Hahahaha, I love that story!!! Especially with your voice inflections. :)

Anonymous said...

Hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!